Friday, December 18, 2009

Tracks on the pavement...

I just encountered a lonely (albeit used) track (a piece of material which has strands of synthetic or human hair attached to it and is used to bind said hairs on to a persons head- for all you non-weave wearers) on the ground outside of my office. *Blank Stare* In this day and age of advanced weave technology I simply do not understand the need to leave your tracks on the ground. First, any hairdresser worth her salt will sew a track so tightly to your head that your eyes will narrow into tiny slants for the next 48 hours and you will have a headache THIS BIG. Second, even the kitchen beauticians have figured out the secret to bonding glue which is that the track must be attached to hair and not the scalp (If you didn't know this, time to check your tracks...and your scalp). Finally, leaving a track on the ground (even a cheap one) is the equivalent of leaving $10 - $15 on the ground and this is just not the day and age to make that kind of decision. On a parallel note, why leave your hair on the ground? There is no shame in bending down to pick up your treacherous track. The last thing we need in Detroit is more trash on the sidewalks.

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