I observed the following things at the mall during my final days of holiday shopping which all inspired my famous blank stare:
A woman with an entire head full of finger waves (I just didn't know we were still doing this).
A woman walking as if she had not a care in the world wearing blue jeans, a T-shirt and a sparkling, perhaps even bedazzled, fashion purse as her only accessory.
A woman with her head wrapped in a scarf, not as a fashion choice but literally to preserve her wrap (this is not ok with me).
Forever 21 "fashion lash" extensions with rhinestones attached...
A teenage boy playing with a yo yo as he walked with friends (is this some type of medical therapy for one of these popular attention disorders, I don't get it...).
You know what time it is, *Blank Stare* to all of the above.
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