So apparently bras and cell phones DO NOT mix...

I just got off the phone with someone who called me back in response to a text message I sent earlier in the day. She told me she was unable to text me back because the touch screen on her phone has malfunctioned. The malfunction was caused by apparent water damage the phone sustained as the result of being kept in her bra...*Blank Stare* I have questions but I don't want to ask them because I don't want the answers...

I don't know about the candy and credit card but you may want to re-think the phone...