Maybe I am just getting old BUT...

Sex in the 8th grade is normal????


Wearing sweatpants on top of blue jeans is what's poppin???  (Are blue jeans like the new thermal underwear???)


Saying I "mess wit chu" or "I fu#%s wit chu" is a compliment to the listener???


Pursing your lips like you just ate something sour, taking a picture of yourself and posting it on facebook is what all the girls do???


If a rapper is 4'10 in his gym shoes (or "kicks" or whatever), has a bunch of teeth that look like aluminum foil, drinks so much cough syrup that he perpetually slurs his words like the man on the corner with the weird smell and bible who makes us all cringe, has 3 children that are all exactly the same age (but are not triplets) and  makes a song and says that he wants to fu!* every girl in the world- every teenage girl will then proclaim that he is her "boo" every time he comes on TV?????


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*Blank Stare* to all of the above.