Thursday, January 7, 2010
Under The Covers
To all the men out there who are like my husband and believe that you can safely expel noxious odors under the covers without offending the person in the bed with you *Blank Stare* The problem with this overly simplistic theory is that inevitably the covers are going to move and when they do all of the toxic gas you trapped inside of them will waft out. At that point your partners eyes will bug out when she begins to choke as she suddenly finds that there is a limited amount of oxygen in the air. And men, do you know what they will do? They will give the woman a blank stare and say "it can't be that bad, it was like five minutes ago"... *EVIL NASTY SQUINT*
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Blank stare to all the women who think we are going to get out of bed to expel gas. That is part of wedding vows in sickness and in health.
ReplyDeleteThe above comment is clearly wrong and my husband *Blank Stare*
ReplyDeleteThe least they can do for us is fluff the covers...especially in the winter when us cold ladies are buried under them trying to stay warm!
ReplyDeleteYou are hilarious!