Eenie Meenie Miinie Moe, Catch a Tiger By His Toe...

Tiger was going... (for a drive, golfing, to the Nike store????) out at 2:30 a.m. (*first blank stare*) in such a hurry that he crashed his car into a tree and a hydrant in his front yard.  Although there was no apparent damage to either the driver or passenger door of his vehicle and there were two other rear doors, four side windows and one windshield, his deeply concerned wife who also happened to be up and about at 2:30 a.m.very logically took a golf club and bashed out the rear window....to get him out of the vehicle...(*second blank stare*)...