I just got off the phone with my Aunt who was reviewing my baby registry list. My Aunt named several items and gave her opinion of why they were unnecessary as follows:
The mobile that goes on the crib- That will terrify the baby. Haven't you seen the commercial where the baby is looking up at the mobile and goes crazy?
The swing- Looks like it’s only fit for a preemie plus it may terrify the baby.
The diaper genie- Just wipe em off and throw em in the trash.
Baby Einstein Entertainer- The baby will be dumb no matter what you buy unless you read to her so you may as well save your money and just read to her.
Breast pump- Just squeeze em yourself.
Breast milk storage bags- Use ziplock bags.
The baby potty- She wont need this until she is like 3 (WHAT?!?!?!?!)
Bottle brushes (to clean out the baby's bottles)- Use a wet rag and a butter knife, it will work just fine.
Bibs- You know if you put these on here people will just buy them from the dollar store.
BLANK STARE to all of these comments.
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Classic! I am in TEARS...literally! Thanks for posting. This brings back so many fond & funny memories of the "2cents" shared by many well meaning friends & loved ones when experiencing major moments in your life & the "gift registeries" for the many showers & celebrations that come along with them: graduations, engagement, wedding, babies & more! Your aunt is hilarious & precious and sounds oh so familiar! God love 'em ALL!
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