This is why people have day jobs...

I don't know or care why Kobe Bryant elected to take part in this "fashion forward" photo shoot. All I do know is that being an entertainer does not make you a model and being a model ought not make you an idiot in white. What's that you say? Am I biased? Yes, because I don't like the Lakers and I can't stand Kobe Ilovemyselfenoughforbothofus Bryant. Further, as there are so many people out there like me, producing a photo such as the one depicted herein is ill advised and provides us with unnecessary ammo. So pow pow Kobe please spare us any further suspect photo shoots.

*Blank Stare*